Around 3 o’clock eastern standard time today, P-Man, the Juicebox, Awakened Wisdom and myself (Redheadted) walked into Great Places realty and signed the lease for the best off campus house at Boston College, 26 Lane Park. El Miz could not be there as he is currently living the El Got to Rio lifestyle in an anti-Swine haven in Melbourne, Australia.
As I sat at my desk this evening, I decided to give my mother a call and let her know that we had all signed the lease for our place next year. While discussing, she asked:
“So, Teddy, do you regret the decision to not live on campus in one of those mod things next year?”
My response: “Yes, mother, I definitely regret it. I am pissed that I do not get to share a 10 x 20 room with another person in addition to sharing a desk, a dresser and a closet with him. I am also upset that my parties will not be broken up by RA’s and cops at 1:30 in the morning. Also, I am really gonna miss going to BC Housing meetings in which they treat us like we are six years old and don’t know how to take care of ourselves.”
My response only contained some of the reason why 26 Lane Park will be the greatest 12 months of our lives. I mean, we are a group of five ballers living on two floors which contain four bedrooms, two kitchens, two common rooms, two bathrooms, two Buddhists, and two of the best snappa teams known to man. If that isn’t a recipe for success, then I don’t know what is. Deciding to live at lane park is a power move, and its one that I’m sure we won’t regret.