26 Lane Park, Brighton, MA.
We Are Not Paying the Soo Hoo's Anymore.
Thursday, March 22, 2007
college, no parents
I just wanted to remind everyone that next year we will be living at 26 lane park, going to college, and we will have no parents within hundreds of miles of us....sweet life.
Listen up you LP residents (by the way LP=little pussies) Us here at the MODS, the pro-system non-LP residents are here to compare your ideologies to that of Hitler’s in his treatment of the Jews. Yes we believe that you are not only jealous of our achievements in the housing lottery, but also of God’s favoritism towards our mod, 8A. Be sure to tell Karen Marshall that you are sorry for dropping you pens when you are studying, because that would probably be considered a noise violation on the street you call LP. Oh also give her a shout out, for me, for the great pics from first semester. I am also here to solute the wise ex-LP’er Phil Albanese for his wise choice of living on campus, although he did not get a tabernacle, aka a MOD. In the end you will be calling me saying “Meat, why am I living off campus, you are soo smart, good looking, strong, 100% agility”……I could go on, but I digress. PINNNNNTTT AGREEEEE. Your loving Protector THOR P.S. Juice loves the BUTTTTTT
thor being on campus is for cowards, and as i told my RD at the conclusion of sophomore year (the year of the system), "I imagine this email will fall on deaf ears because, well, everything seems to fall on deaf ears when it comes to the bureaucratic, inane ResLife institution. I just wish to make it clear that, after my experience this year on College Road, I will not live on campus again."
Pint agree with some pretty good pints. You may not be a coward, Thor still is. But my one pint disagree goes to your pint concerning tail, or as you said VAGINAS. It is a known fact that most BC girls don't have vaginas, and of those who do, only a small percentage of them actually do fit male phalluses. BOOOM
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Listen up you LP residents (by the way LP=little pussies)
Us here at the MODS, the pro-system non-LP residents are here to compare your ideologies to that of Hitler’s in his treatment of the Jews. Yes we believe that you are not only jealous of our achievements in the housing lottery, but also of God’s favoritism towards our mod, 8A. Be sure to tell Karen Marshall that you are sorry for dropping you pens when you are studying, because that would probably be considered a noise violation on the street you call LP. Oh also give her a shout out, for me, for the great pics from first semester. I am also here to solute the wise ex-LP’er Phil Albanese for his wise choice of living on campus, although he did not get a tabernacle, aka a MOD. In the end you will be calling me saying “Meat, why am I living off campus, you are soo smart, good looking, strong, 100% agility”……I could go on, but I digress. PINNNNNTTT AGREEEEE.
Your loving Protector
THOR
P.S. Juice loves the BUTTTTTT
yo arbuckle, I need to get some BUTT
YOOOOOOO
YOOOOOOOOOOO NEED THAT BUTT!!!!!
thor being on campus is for cowards, and as i told my RD at the conclusion of sophomore year (the year of the system), "I imagine this email will fall on deaf ears because, well, everything seems to fall on deaf ears when it comes to the bureaucratic, inane ResLife institution. I just wish to make it clear that, after my experience this year on College Road, I will not live on campus again."
Pint agree with some pretty good pints. You may not be a coward, Thor still is. But my one pint disagree goes to your pint concerning tail, or as you said VAGINAS. It is a known fact that most BC girls don't have vaginas, and of those who do, only a small percentage of them actually do fit male phalluses. BOOOM
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